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    This post is being created as a place to share all your jokes pertaining to the organ.
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    <u>CLEAN JOKES ONLY</u>. <u>If you want to say something crummy, take it to the Grease Pit.</u>
    **
    Go to it!</p>

    Philip

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    Hi Philip!</P>


    A joke I have mentioned on this Forum previously is:</P>


    What is the definition of a gentleman organist?</P>


    One who can play all of the works of Tournemire from memory, but doesn't.</P>


    LOL!</P>

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      good one, that reminds me of a question my pastor asked me once...</p>

      "Hey Phil, you don't play that creepy Dracula stuff that makes you want to jump off a balcony, do you?"</p>

      Not very funny, but unfortunately that is a common view of French organ music
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        [quote user="Philip the organist"]good one, that reminds me of a question my pastor asked me once...


        "Hey Phil, you don't play that creepy Dracula stuff that makes you want to jump off a balcony, do you?"[/quote]I would have said "Stand a little closer to the edge and we'll see".

        []</P>

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          <U>The Church Organist</U>

          Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties.
          She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
          One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
          showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him
          to have a seat while she prepared tea.

          As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
          minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
          The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated,
          of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and
          scones, they began to chat.

          The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
          water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of
          him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said,
          "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

          "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
          Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
          The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
          would prevent the spread of disease.

          "Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
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            Thx for contributing, BUT, BUT, BUT,</p>

            That is one of those jokes that belongs in the grease pit, if anywhere. <u>Kindly remove it,</u> or I will have to ask the Admin to. </p>

            BTW, THIS POST IS FOR ***CLEAN*** jokes.</p>

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              Haha, Bluetantra! Nice one!<u>
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                Indeed. But to consider that a clean joke is a bit of a stretch.</P>


                [:$][]</P>

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                  I'm as mucha Baptist as you, Philip, but that looks like a clean joke to me. [] It's been around a while.</P>


                  Not as many organ jokesin circulationas there are banjo or accordion or bassoon jokes. Bass players and drummers are often joked about too.Too many organ jokes are bad punsabout body parts. There are some good Hammond jokes, though.</P>


                  Why is aB-3better than anL-100? Because it will burn longer.</P>


                  What's the best use for your Leslie? Kindling -- to start the B-3 on fire.</P>


                  How do you get a Hammond player to play softly? Put some music on the rack.</P>


                  Why are organists' fingers like lightning? They never strike twice in the same place.</P>


                  John</P>


                  P.S. Someone on this forum once told a joke about a Gemshorn and a desert island, but that one defnitely belongs in the grease pit. (Now everyone with too muchtime on their handssearch the archives for it!)</P>
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                  John
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                    [quote user="Philip the organist"]


                    Thx for contributing, BUT, BUT, BUT,</P>


                    That is one of those jokes that belongs in the grease pit, if anywhere. <U>Kindly remove it,</U> or I will have to ask the Admin to. </P>


                    BTW, THIS POST IS FOR ***CLEAN*** jokes.</P>
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                    [/quote]</P>


                    First, kindly tell me what is offensive to you about it. Are there foul words? Immoral actions? Any connotations of of "unclean" are from within your own mind. What's got your panties in a wad, missy?</P>

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                      What made you consider it a clean joke?
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                        Philip-</P>


                        I don't think you read my last post, or at least didn't THINK about what I wrote. Also, I refuse to be baited into an argument. I'll not post again on this thread. I will say, however, that your reaction speaks volumes about your mind-set. I also find myself concerned that you exhibit such disdain for something that could very well save your life. I'm so sorry that my sense of humor was lost on you. I'm going back to discussing organs. May I suggest that you go play with yours?</P>

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                          #13
                          one ovary says to the other "did you order a musical instrument" No why? " There is a couple of nuts jamming an organ in here"
                          1956 M3, 51 Leslie Young Chang spinet, Korg Krome and Kronos

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                            Q: Why was the organ invented?
                            A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

                            "The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God, and in its ending we know the Grace of God."
                            -------

                            Hammond M-102 #21000.
                            Leslie 147 #F7453 in the queue.
                            Hammond S-6 #72421

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                              #15
                              Why are we resurrecting a 3 year old thread without even contributing anything remotely funny???? Is it getting that desparate to keep this forum alive? If it is even asked too much to at least contribute something relevant, something that might have been funny last century, then please could we let these old threads rust in peace?

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